Tweet


Shameless Plug of the Week:
Quarter Life Crisis

[Links] [E-Mail] [Waldo] [Store]


Episode #29: Baby Names & Justifiable Murder

And here it is! The other half of last week's comic! It is odd that I have not played Dead Island all week, and yet I still found myself dragging my feet getting this drawn. Netflix certainly doesn't help. I'd forgotten how much TV I will watch when I have access to stuff like that. I'm honestly finding it difficult to remember how I filled my days before my free trial. That could be because I filled the time by being drunk, though. I simply do not know.

People. Stop naming your boys with "cutesy" names. You're gonna make a bunch of weird-ass, unsuccessful men some day. Seriously. Before you pick "Jamesy" as your child's legal name, I want you to picture yourself in a voting booth and looking at that name on the ballot. Nothing of any world-wide importance will be achieved by a man nammed "Skylus" or "Aiden." Those are names of people that will work at The Gap forever or wind up in a sexual predators database due to some "misunderstanding but not really." And I realize that no parent wants their son to grow up to be a serial killer, but can you imagine someone named "Hayden" doing that? Trust me, we will live to see it if you keep giving your sons these candy-ass "momma's boy" names. Keep our future cool, people.

While looking up all these baby names today, I may have forgotten the names of all of my friends' kids. So if any of you had a problem with me calling your kid "Little Dude," get the funk over it. I will be doing it a lot from now on.

Fuck. Right. Shirts. On me. On Jayden. And both of those shirts are "Get 'Em Before They're Gone" status. I'm poor, so you guys have to support Topatoco for me.

(Fun fact: A lady from GoDaddy called me today and said she thought my domain name was cool.)

-Trent north face black friday north face cyber monday coach black friday hollister black friday uggs black friday kate spade cyber monday canada goose cyber monday Juicy Couture cyber monday coach black friday canada goose cyber monday beats by dre black friday beats by dre black friday beats by dre cyber monday uggs cyber monday canada goose cyber monday hollister black friday north face cyber monday north face cyber monday coach black friday beats by dre cyber monday beats by dre black friday uggs cyber monday beats by dre black friday canada goose black friday kate spade cyber monday beats by dre black friday lululemon black friday north face black friday hollister cyber monday Juicy Couture black friday hollister black friday uggs cyber monday beats by dre black friday coach black friday lululemon black friday canada goose cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors cyber monday kate spade cyber monday coach black friday michael kors Black Friday michael kors black friday michael kors Black Friday uggs Black Friday north face cyber monday coach black friday jordan 11 legend blue jordan 11 legend blue legend blue 11s jordan 13 black infrared jordan 11 legend blue jordan 11 legend blue jordan 11 legend blue black infrared 23 13s legend blue 11s jordan 13 black infrared jordan 11 legend blue legend blue 11s legend blue 11s jordan 13 black infrared 23 black infrared 23 13s legend blue 11s jordan 11 legend blue legend blue 11s legend blue 11s jordan 11 legend blue legend blue 11s legend blue 11s black infrared 13s black infrared 13s jordan 11 legend blue black infrared 13s legend blue 11s jordan 11 legend blue black infrared 23 13s jordan 11 legend blue jordan 11 legend blue jordan 11 legend blue jordan 11 legend blue jordan 13 black infrared 23 jordan 13 black infrared 23 jordan 11 legend blue jordan 13 black infrared 23 jordan 11 legend blue legend blue 11s jordan 11 legend blue