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Episode #38: Time Squad
And there we go! All done with the time travel stuff. AND! Now you know what really happened to Kurt Cobain! It wasn't SUICIDE! The Nirvana conspiracy nerds were right! He actually WAS murdered! But not by Courtney Love! By the TIME SQUAD! Holy shit! Between that and what happened last week with the HUGE reveal pertaining to the identity of D.B. Cooper... Dang. That's what you get when you read Awkward. Fuckin' ANSWERS. Maybe someday, I'll let you all know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, and the Lindbergh baby. Here's a hint: The events are all somehow related to eachother. Crazy!
Anyway, no shirts to tag today. But all of the Time Squad and their premise were created up by a dude named David Wasson. I wish there was something similar to them that more people knew about. Like if Bill & Ted went back and fixed just ONE fucking paradox. But then I wouldn't get to draw a comic about a robot forcing and orphan to murder someone and make it look like a suicide. Another note: It is CRAZY HARD to find a picture of the inside of Kurt Cobain's greenhouse. I had to settle with this shot of the house he died in from the street. Which is for sale, by the way. Still way too expensive for a murder/suicide house, but probably not a bad deal to go live in a piece of rock history. But then you'd have to deal with all the grunge people always standin' around slack-jawed in your lawn, scribbling bullshit like "Kurt Cobain Forever" all over any given surface and leaving cigarettes and flannel shirts all over the lawn. All the more reason to lower the asking price, I say.
-Trent